{"id":14416,"date":"2020-01-27T12:04:31","date_gmt":"2020-01-27T18:04:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/amadeusacademy.com\/family\/?p=14416"},"modified":"2020-01-24T16:15:41","modified_gmt":"2020-01-24T22:15:41","slug":"ode-to-an-egg-slicer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/friesens.inkingmythinking.com\/?p=14416","title":{"rendered":"Ode To An Egg Slicer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/amadeusacademy.com\/family\/?attachment_id=14420\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-14420\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-14420\" src=\"http:\/\/amadeusacademy.com\/family\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/eggy-R.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"533\" srcset=\"http:\/\/friesens.inkingmythinking.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/eggy-R.jpg 768w, http:\/\/friesens.inkingmythinking.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/eggy-R-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Ode To An Egg Slicer<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Do you have an egg,<\/p>\n<p>that &#8220;Slice me!&#8221; does it beg?<\/p>\n<p>Or do you often wish,<\/p>\n<p>for an egg in your dish?<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Then this slicer is your dream&#8211;<\/p>\n<p>and when you use it you will beam.<\/p>\n<p>It cuts each egg with ease,<\/p>\n<p>in <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">even<\/span> slices that please.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>All the kids in this home,<\/p>\n<p>fight to use it on their own.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I&#8217;ll get the slicer!&#8221; they holler,<\/p>\n<p>almost dragging others down by the collar!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>This gadget makes eating eggs fun,<\/p>\n<p>And we really use it a ton.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Let&#8217;s call it Eggy!&#8221; we all agreed,<\/p>\n<p>With our egg slicing needs it will always succeed!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ode To An Egg Slicer &nbsp; Do you have an egg, that &#8220;Slice me!&#8221; does it beg? Or do you often wish, for an egg in your dish? &nbsp; Then this slicer is your dream&#8211; and when you use it you will beam. It cuts each egg with ease, in even slices that please. &nbsp; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/friesens.inkingmythinking.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14416"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/friesens.inkingmythinking.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/friesens.inkingmythinking.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/friesens.inkingmythinking.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/friesens.inkingmythinking.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=14416"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/friesens.inkingmythinking.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14416\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14421,"href":"http:\/\/friesens.inkingmythinking.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14416\/revisions\/14421"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/friesens.inkingmythinking.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=14416"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/friesens.inkingmythinking.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=14416"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/friesens.inkingmythinking.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=14416"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}