{"id":1590,"date":"2010-08-25T11:45:34","date_gmt":"2010-08-25T17:45:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/amadeusacademy.com\/family\/?p=1590"},"modified":"2010-08-25T11:52:08","modified_gmt":"2010-08-25T17:52:08","slug":"five-reasons-i-dont-belong-downtown","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/friesens.inkingmythinking.com\/?p=1590","title":{"rendered":"Five Reasons I Don&#8217;t Belong Downtown."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It became quite obvious when we went to see &#8220;Wicked&#8221; that I am not the kind of girl who belongs downtown.\u00a0\u00a0 And although I enjoy an occasional visit to the &#8220;big city&#8221; I sincerely hope I can live in my nice quiet suburbs for the rest of my life.\u00a0 \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>Here are the top 5 reasons I don&#8217;t belong Downtown:<\/p>\n<p>1.\u00a0 I hate one way streets.<\/p>\n<p>2. I smile &amp; make eye contact with EVERYONE (not always the best thing to do, as I found out).<\/p>\n<p>3. I don&#8217;t like crowds.<\/p>\n<p>4.\u00a0 I point out things not realizing what they are (evidenced by my pointing out a picture I thought was weird, and Tim having to gently inform me that it was advertising the gay bar inside&#8230; whoops!)<\/p>\n<p>5.\u00a0 Parking ramps make me nervous.<\/p>\n<p>\ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>So&#8230; I&#8217;ll just enjoy my quiet suburban life, smiling at my fellow citizens, parking on nice wide two-way streets.\u00a0 Ah, it&#8217;s the good life.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It became quite obvious when we went to see &#8220;Wicked&#8221; that I am not the kind of girl who belongs downtown.\u00a0\u00a0 And although I enjoy an occasional visit to the &#8220;big city&#8221; I sincerely hope I can live in my nice quiet suburbs for the rest of my life.\u00a0 \ud83d\ude42 Here are the top 5 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/friesens.inkingmythinking.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1590"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/friesens.inkingmythinking.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/friesens.inkingmythinking.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/friesens.inkingmythinking.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/friesens.inkingmythinking.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1590"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/friesens.inkingmythinking.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1590\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/friesens.inkingmythinking.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1590"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/friesens.inkingmythinking.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1590"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/friesens.inkingmythinking.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1590"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}