It became quite obvious when we went to see “Wicked” that I am not the kind of girl who belongs downtown. And although I enjoy an occasional visit to the “big city” I sincerely hope I can live in my nice quiet suburbs for the rest of my life. 🙂
Here are the top 5 reasons I don’t belong Downtown:
1. I hate one way streets.
2. I smile & make eye contact with EVERYONE (not always the best thing to do, as I found out).
3. I don’t like crowds.
4. I point out things not realizing what they are (evidenced by my pointing out a picture I thought was weird, and Tim having to gently inform me that it was advertising the gay bar inside… whoops!)
5. Parking ramps make me nervous.
🙂
So… I’ll just enjoy my quiet suburban life, smiling at my fellow citizens, parking on nice wide two-way streets. Ah, it’s the good life.
Well said, Erica. I’m with you. What’s a gay bar…..?! Just kidding.
Mom